Dad and Ma packed me off instead to a place of green grasses, where I, for the most part, wasn't allowed, to watch them hit balls with sticks. I can tell you about sticks and balls better than any human I know, but this was a total snoooooozzzzzzze.
Dad wears these funny shoes - check 'em out - then stands there on this fake grass. You couldn't fool me.
Looka Ma! What you trying to prove, anyhoo?