Ozzie here. It was super cool a week or so ago when the large golden creep made a dumb error in judgement and had to lay low for a while. Man, was I the queen of the manor! But she's on the mend however, and I've had to sharpen my claws to extra-fine pointies in the last couple of days. The tall ones who inhabit the abode give the golden one way too much attention for my tastes and she never, ever gives them gifts. I, on the other hand, do constantly shower them with presents of fur and feather. Do they bow to me and offer ginormous thank yous? Hardly!!!! Rather, they utter loudly and even shriek at times. Such tones hurt my ears. I'm sure you understand, but any ideas on what I can do about this dilemma?
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